A podcast about conspiracy theories and cooking. Hosts Kelli and Matt will take you on a journey through the deepest, darkest paths of conspiracy theories - mixed in with their takes on what makes food amazing and delicious.

Kelli Prichard

Kelli Prichard

Matt Stratton

Matt Stratton

Latest Episode

Breakfast at Tiffany’s is Getting Horny on Main

Posted on Wednesday, May 12, 2021
Are you ready for Hot Kelli Summer? As you prepare, listen as we investigate the mysterious circumstances of Marilyn Monroe’s death - with a brief stopover to learn both Matt and Kelli’s first online screen names. Peach your cream and make sure your fox is properly spooky for another episode of Quiche-Anon! Read More

You're a Naughty One, Saucy Jack

Posted on Sunday, Apr 18, 2021

We are back and taking on the art world…and Jack the Ripper! Who is the Mona Lisa? Who was Jack the Ripper? And why can’t Kelli pronounce “baccarat”? Learn this and more in the latest episode of Quiche-Anon!

We had to finally do an episode about Scientology. Kelli takes us down a journey with the background on America’s favorite fake religion and raises the questions about what really happened to Shelly Miscavige.

Stevie Wonder Can Drive a Car If He Wants To

Posted on Monday, Mar 22, 2021

Celebrity conspiracies revisited! Is Stevie Wonder really blind? Who exactly was Shakespeare, really? And is the government recruiting famous authors to moonlight as assassins? The truth, and the tacos, are out there on this episode of Quiche Anon!

The Merovingian Dynasty Are Investing In GameStop

Posted on Wednesday, Feb 10, 2021

It’s the Jesus episode! Why do the apostles have beef with Mary Magdalene? What was the Merovingian Dynasty? And, did you know you can buy egg whites pre-separated? All of this and more on this episode of Quiche-Anon.

Lunar Deniers Have Their Eyes Wide Shut

Posted on Friday, Jan 22, 2021

Did we actually go to the moon? And more importantly, does Hitler live there, and does he have an air fryer? Matt and Kelli will answer all the deep questions about this famous conspiracy and might have trouble pronouncing Stanley Kubrick’s last name, on this episode of Quiche-Anon.

There's a Ramada Under Area 51

Posted on Tuesday, Jan 5, 2021

It’s time for an episode about aliens! Kelli and Matt talk about Area 51, hollow earth alien theories, dinosaur romance novels, and draft their top five favorite cereals. Also, Matt can’t remember the URL of the podcast’s website.

The Yule Lads Are Dazed And Confused

Posted on Wednesday, Dec 23, 2020

Is the Elf on the Shelf just the latest tool to prepare our children for a surveillance state? Is Dwight Schrute responsible for introducing Krampus to American pop culture? Listen to this episode to find out more - including the connection between Krampusnacht and Ben Affleck, the various powers of the Icelandic Yule Lads, and Kelli laughs. A lot. Guard your spoons for another episode of Quiche-Anon.

We’re going to the Mattresses Firm

Posted on Wednesday, Dec 9, 2020

Is Mattress Firm a cover for money laundering? And what about the mysterious disappearance of Jake Cefolia? Plus, Kelli is a bone broth un-fluencer.

The Body Doubles Have Wings

Posted on Tuesday, Nov 24, 2020

Celebrity conspiracy theories abound! We investigate stories about Katy Perry, Paul McCartney, Avril Lavigne, and Lea Michelle. And answer the question - are you Team Pie or Team Cake?