Are you ready for Hot Kelli Summer? As you prepare, listen as we investigate the mysterious circumstances of Marilyn Monroe’s death - with a brief stopover to learn both Matt and Kelli’s first online screen names. Peach your cream and make sure your fox is properly spooky for another episode of Quiche-Anon!

We are back and taking on the art world…and Jack the Ripper! Who is the Mona Lisa? Who was Jack the Ripper? And why can’t Kelli pronounce “baccarat”? Learn this and more in the latest episode of Quiche-Anon!

We had to finally do an episode about Scientology. Kelli takes us down a journey with the background on America’s favorite fake religion and raises the questions about what really happened to Shelly Miscavige.

Celebrity conspiracies revisited! Is Stevie Wonder really blind? Who exactly was Shakespeare, really? And is the government recruiting famous authors to moonlight as assassins? The truth, and the tacos, are out there on this episode of Quiche Anon!

It’s the Jesus episode! Why do the apostles have beef with Mary Magdalene? What was the Merovingian Dynasty? And, did you know you can buy egg whites pre-separated? All of this and more on this episode of Quiche-Anon.

Did we actually go to the moon? And more importantly, does Hitler live there, and does he have an air fryer? Matt and Kelli will answer all the deep questions about this famous conspiracy and might have trouble pronouncing Stanley Kubrick’s last name, on this episode of Quiche-Anon.

It’s time for an episode about aliens! Kelli and Matt talk about Area 51, hollow earth alien theories, dinosaur romance novels, and draft their top five favorite cereals. Also, Matt can’t remember the URL of the podcast’s website.

Is the Elf on the Shelf just the latest tool to prepare our children for a surveillance state? Is Dwight Schrute responsible for introducing Krampus to American pop culture? Listen to this episode to find out more - including the connection between Krampusnacht and Ben Affleck, the various powers of the Icelandic Yule Lads, and Kelli laughs. A lot. Guard your spoons for another episode of Quiche-Anon.

Is Mattress Firm a cover for money laundering? And what about the mysterious disappearance of Jake Cefolia? Plus, Kelli is a bone broth un-fluencer.